It's International Blasphemy Day again and you know what that means! Time to use your right to free speech to blaspheme! Last year I became a bit ranty, and this year I don't actually have much to say.
So, who else worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Any other Pastafarians out there? Let's all go eat spaghetti today! RAMEN!
P1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a being which has every perfection.
P2. Existence is a perfection.
P3. Therefore, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.
You call on your savior but get no intelligible reply. You beseech him to heal your loved one but the child dies. You pray for the end of war but bloodletting worsens. He does nothing to intervene to stop a natural disaster, and you don't even see evidence of him bringing comfort in the aftermath. You communicate your desires and fears to him, but there is silence. You are not allowed to touch him, yet you believe in his power.
ReplyDeleteWow, Barack Obama does not exist.
God Will Fuck You Up:
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iMacdaddy757
Hell Yeah. Thou shalt no worship false Billy Idols
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iMacdaddy757
HA, thanks for popping in and sharing!
ReplyDeleteHow far into Hell will a person be thrown if they take Deviled Ham into a mosque (or synagogue)? ;-)
DeleteWell, now, that depends... is it KOSHER ham?
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